League of Legends - Chat with friends!
Me and my friends League of Legends thought process and conversation from champ select to end game. I'm sure everyone can relate to some of this...
Jamie - "I'm going top AD Soraka"
Everyone - "NO!"
Jamie - "But the bananas though?"
Kieren - "Your mums a banana"
Jamie - *sigh*
Jack - "wow"
Kieren - "Pretty much wow mate, get shat on."
Joe - "Argh don't know who to ban!"
Ban timer hits 3 seconds
Kieren (Screaming) - Lee Sin!
Jack (Screaming) - Darious
Jamie - Urgot, he's OP
Teemo gets banned
*Silence*
Joe - Panicked ðŸ˜
Kieren - You sicken me...
Joe - "Your mums vagina sickens me"
Jack/Jamie - "Wow"
*Silence*
Joe - *giggling* "Come on mate, waiting for the biggest sigh ever"
Kieren - *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH*
*Laughter*
Jamie - "Love how no one noticed that I locked in Soraka"
*Uncomfortable silence*
Kieren - "I literally hate you."
Jack - "Booooosted animal" (I <3 Blockwell)
Joe - "Such a cunt, you realise this is ranked right?"
Jamie - "Yeah, so? Easy win, trust me. I'm gold anyway so I don't care"
Joe - "Coming from the guy that was so bad he somehow dropped out of gold last season and ended in silver, nice boarder bro"
Jamie "Humph" (Clearly mad)
Kieren "Rekt"
Kieren's pick...
Kieren - "What the actual fuck? Why can't I pick Eve!?"
Joe - "As if! They banned her ahaha"
Jamie - "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" (over exaggerated laughter)
Jack - "Wow"
Kieren - "Well, GG, we lose. Don't even know who to pick... Fuck this game!"
Joe - "Just go Gragas?"
Jamie - "nah, Go Nami and take your W first *Snort*"
Kieren - "Never. Again."
3 seconds left to pick ...
F Everyone - PICK SOMETHING!
Yorick locked in...
Jack - "oh, God"
Jamie - "That's actually okay! He could just throw his ghouls onto the lane when he ganks and will be OP! Make sure you buy, Blade of the ruined king, Cinderhulk jungle item, then just get 4 warmogs! Trust me! You will be unkillable" (Shut up Jamie. Close down that Mobafire)
Joe - "Just no."
Jack - Think kieren may have killed himself...
Kieren - "Thinking about it, not gunna lie... for fuck sake! How do you even play this champ?"
Jamie - Max your Q for healing then E and then W. Just wall them in and use your ult on top of them GG easy kill every time. I saw *insert any pro LoL player (real or made up)* do it the other day he went 25-0
Kieren - "Why the fuck you lyin, why you always lyin. Oh. My god. Stop fucking lyin."
Jamie - "I'm not lying it was broken! HA!!!!!"
Kieren - Cool mate.
The game begins...
Top = Jamie (Soraka...)
Mid = Joe (Viktor)
Jungle = Kieren (Yorick...)
Bot (adc) = Jack (Ezreal)
Support = Random guy (Thresh)
Vs
Top = Darious
Mid = Syndra
Jungle = Master Yi
Adc = Jhin
Support = Lulu
Well...Fuck.
Kieren - "That fucking team! GG boys."
Jamie - "It's not actually THAT bad! I'll beat Darius due to range and silence. You will Beat Yi in the jungle because you can just box him for most of his ult then heal through and kill him. Joe can shield himself from Syndra ult. Only problem is bot lane because Jack is noob. HAHA!!!!!!!!
Joe - "What are you even talking about? Syndra will ruin me she's my hard counter. Yi will just destroy Yorick in like 3 hits and don't even get me started on you! Darius is going to catch all your bananas and proceed to shove them right back up your arse. Jhin and Lulu have the highest win rate so they will win so yeah GG."
Jack - "We can do this boys!"
"Lets invade" the two words no one ever wants to hear in Silver/Gold ELO and yet everyone goes in... Apart from Jamie of course, staying top with a champ that can heal. Solo player...Prick.
Jack - "Don't go the boosted way boys" ( I <3 Blockwell)
Joe - "Thresh better land this hook..."
Thresh does not land the hook... and now their entire team is pounding jacks face... First blood to Syndra.
Jack - "Team? Team? Team?" (I <3 Blockwell)
Joe - "Great. Now my lanes even more fucked. Kieren literally just camp my lane or it's GG.
Kieren - "I'm Yorick... you'll be lucky if I manage to kill a jungle camp by 15 minutes let alone gank, I ask again anyone know how to play this champ? Not you Jamie...
Jack - "No, wish Riot would have kept old Yorick because this one is so OP... Kappa"
Joe - "FUCK SAKE!! she's too strong I can't do anything! I can't even farm!
2 minutes later Joe gets ganked and Syndra is now 3-0...
Joe - "Fucking pointless. We won't win this game, she will just kill us all... oh, your dead Jamie.
Soraka DOUBLE KILL!
Joe - Or not! WTF!
Jamie - HAHA!!! Told you mate! Bananas OP!!!
Jack - Here comes the Soraka main... Kappa
Kieren - remind me to NEVER play this champ again!
Kieren works up the courage to gank mid after the TILLLLT from Joe.
Kieren - I'm going in Joe, go on her now. I have Ult... wtf is that damage!? Do something!!
Syndra DOUBLE KILL
Kieren - "GG game over she's far too fed"
Joe - "Not going mid anymore, it's pointless."
Kieren - "How is bot lane doing?"
Jack - "It's just a farm fest currently... in before Lee Sin Ganks and we ju... Oh fuck called it! *heavy breathing, mad clicking*
Ezreal DOUBLE KILL
Jack - "Eeeeasy game boys" (I <3 Blockwell)
Kieren - "Well at least top and bot are winning"
Joe - "It literally does not matter. Syndra will kill everyone on her own. Top can win as much as it wants at the end of the day.... ITS A FUCKING AD SORAKA!!
Kieren - Good point.
The scores at 19 minutes are as follows
Kieren (Yorick) - 1-5-3 (80 minions)
Jack (Ezreal) - 5-1-2 (150 minions)
Jamie (Soraka) 4-0-8 (120 minions)
Joe (Viktor) 0-9-2 (60 minions)
Random dude (Thresh) - 2-0-6
Enemy team scores
Syndra - 8-1-3
Darious - 0-4-0
Jhin - 1-3-2
Lee Sin - 6-1-6
Lulu - 0-3-2
Joe - "One more minute till surrender and we can get into another game"
Jamie - "Why would we surrender, we're winning..."
Joe - "They have a fed as fuck Lee Sin and a fed as fuck Syndra! All they have to do is focus Jack and they win because you are useless in a Team fight!
Jack "Just Peel For me and we will win"
Jamie - "Well Kieren has gone full tank so he will engage with goals, you do what you can me and Jack will go ham for damage and Thresh can stand there looking pretty. Get the Ace next team fight, go Baron, storm base, GG.
Kieren - You really want to pin your hopes and dreams on a 1-5 Yorick that has only just realised what my spells do?
Jamie - "Yes, You can do it! Channel your inner SivHD!
Kieren - You're literally obsessed with him mate. I worry about you."
Jack - "Remember just peel for me and we will win"
Jamie - "You're Ezreal, peel for yourself?"
Jack - "Just...Just shut up and peel"
Josie (Jacks wife in the background) - "For fuck sake Jack why did you let me die! You have not even done the laundry or anything!"
Jack - "I'm not even playing in the game with you! How can it still be my fault? I done the laundry its in the dr-"
Josie (In the background) - "Well you didn't do all of it! Why aren't you playing with me, your friends all better than me, huh? Now come downstairs and play Monopoly with me!"
Jack - "Babe, i'm in an ranked game, i can't right now. Maybe i'll play Monopoly a bit lat-"
Josie (in the background) - "You do realise i give you sex right?
Jack - "Yes..."
Josie (in the background) - "Right well if you want to have sex with me ever again you better get your arse downstairs and play Monopoly with me!"
Jack - "Okay i promise i will after this game"
Josie (in the background) - "You fucking better be!"
Everyone - Whipped!
By this point Joe has tried to surrender and failed and is now that guy that surrenders on every cooldown possible regardless of winning/losing. This is the conversation that happens during a big potentially game deciding Team fight in the mid lane.
Jack - "Focus Syndra, Focus Syndra, Focus Syndra. NICE, NICE! Jhin, Jhin, Jhin!"
Joe - "I'm dead..."
Kieren - "I've used my ult! Cage is down! I've thrown ghoals at them! Cant do anymore, Just tanking as much as i can annnnnnnnd dead! FUCK SAKE!
Jamie - "I healed you! Got Jhin, Dead...*sigh*"
Kieren - "Thats it GG Jack is still alive! go with support PUSH!"
Joe - "Lee sin is alive careful."
Lee sin DOUBLE KILL
Jack - "I'm done. FUCKING BROKEN CHAMP. I am so tilted!"
Kieren - "Literally do not know how we lost this game, well i do but we were so fucking ahead!"
Joe - "Told you to surrender was pointless from the start"
Enemy are attacking the nexus turrets.
Kieren - "I'm up in 3 seconds"
Joe - "Me too"
Jamie - "And me, we can do this"
GO TIME!!
Kieren - "Got Syndra trapped, shes dead... YES JOE"
Joe - "Got Jhin, GO DAR"
Jamie - "Hes silenced, come on nearly dead... GOT HIM"
Kieren - "Kill Lee Sin and we win! COME on!
Joe - "OMG we are so low, just push mid and win."
Lulu TRIPLE KILL
Jack - "TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT"
Kieren - "I'm so fucking done!"
Joe - "Should of surrendered...waste of time"
Jamie - "Ah well that was pretty troll"
Kieren - "Alright Jack?"
Jack - "..............................................."
Enemy team wins
Kieren - "Fuck sake, ah well next game"
Jack - "TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT I'm going to bed i'm done TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT"
Joe - "Bed? It's 3:30pm!
Jack - "Don't care, goodnight. TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILTTILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILTTILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILTTILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT"
Jamie - "Well, fuck....oh well lets go!"
Rince and repeat
Jamie - "I'm going top AD Soraka"
Everyone - "NO!"
Jamie - "But the bananas though?"
Kieren - "Your mums a banana"
Jamie - *sigh*
Jack - "wow"
Kieren - "Pretty much wow mate, get shat on."
Joe - "Argh don't know who to ban!"
Ban timer hits 3 seconds
Kieren (Screaming) - Lee Sin!
Jack (Screaming) - Darious
Jamie - Urgot, he's OP
Teemo gets banned
*Silence*
Joe - Panicked ðŸ˜
Kieren - You sicken me...
Joe - "Your mums vagina sickens me"
Jack/Jamie - "Wow"
*Silence*
Joe - *giggling* "Come on mate, waiting for the biggest sigh ever"
Kieren - *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH*
*Laughter*
Jamie - "Love how no one noticed that I locked in Soraka"
*Uncomfortable silence*
Kieren - "I literally hate you."
Jack - "Booooosted animal" (I <3 Blockwell)
Joe - "Such a cunt, you realise this is ranked right?"
Jamie - "Yeah, so? Easy win, trust me. I'm gold anyway so I don't care"
Joe - "Coming from the guy that was so bad he somehow dropped out of gold last season and ended in silver, nice boarder bro"
Jamie "Humph" (Clearly mad)
Kieren "Rekt"
Kieren's pick...
Kieren - "What the actual fuck? Why can't I pick Eve!?"
Joe - "As if! They banned her ahaha"
Jamie - "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" (over exaggerated laughter)
Jack - "Wow"
Kieren - "Well, GG, we lose. Don't even know who to pick... Fuck this game!"
Joe - "Just go Gragas?"
Jamie - "nah, Go Nami and take your W first *Snort*"
Kieren - "Never. Again."
3 seconds left to pick ...
F Everyone - PICK SOMETHING!
Yorick locked in...
Jack - "oh, God"
Jamie - "That's actually okay! He could just throw his ghouls onto the lane when he ganks and will be OP! Make sure you buy, Blade of the ruined king, Cinderhulk jungle item, then just get 4 warmogs! Trust me! You will be unkillable" (Shut up Jamie. Close down that Mobafire)
Joe - "Just no."
Jack - Think kieren may have killed himself...
Kieren - "Thinking about it, not gunna lie... for fuck sake! How do you even play this champ?"
Jamie - Max your Q for healing then E and then W. Just wall them in and use your ult on top of them GG easy kill every time. I saw *insert any pro LoL player (real or made up)* do it the other day he went 25-0
Kieren - "Why the fuck you lyin, why you always lyin. Oh. My god. Stop fucking lyin."
Jamie - "I'm not lying it was broken! HA!!!!!"
Kieren - Cool mate.
The game begins...
Top = Jamie (Soraka...)
Mid = Joe (Viktor)
Jungle = Kieren (Yorick...)
Bot (adc) = Jack (Ezreal)
Support = Random guy (Thresh)
Vs
Top = Darious
Mid = Syndra
Jungle = Master Yi
Adc = Jhin
Support = Lulu
Well...Fuck.
Kieren - "That fucking team! GG boys."
Jamie - "It's not actually THAT bad! I'll beat Darius due to range and silence. You will Beat Yi in the jungle because you can just box him for most of his ult then heal through and kill him. Joe can shield himself from Syndra ult. Only problem is bot lane because Jack is noob. HAHA!!!!!!!!
Joe - "What are you even talking about? Syndra will ruin me she's my hard counter. Yi will just destroy Yorick in like 3 hits and don't even get me started on you! Darius is going to catch all your bananas and proceed to shove them right back up your arse. Jhin and Lulu have the highest win rate so they will win so yeah GG."
Jack - "We can do this boys!"
"Lets invade" the two words no one ever wants to hear in Silver/Gold ELO and yet everyone goes in... Apart from Jamie of course, staying top with a champ that can heal. Solo player...Prick.
Jack - "Don't go the boosted way boys" ( I <3 Blockwell)
Joe - "Thresh better land this hook..."
Thresh does not land the hook... and now their entire team is pounding jacks face... First blood to Syndra.
Jack - "Team? Team? Team?" (I <3 Blockwell)
Joe - "Great. Now my lanes even more fucked. Kieren literally just camp my lane or it's GG.
Kieren - "I'm Yorick... you'll be lucky if I manage to kill a jungle camp by 15 minutes let alone gank, I ask again anyone know how to play this champ? Not you Jamie...
Jack - "No, wish Riot would have kept old Yorick because this one is so OP... Kappa"
Joe - "FUCK SAKE!! she's too strong I can't do anything! I can't even farm!
2 minutes later Joe gets ganked and Syndra is now 3-0...
Joe - "Fucking pointless. We won't win this game, she will just kill us all... oh, your dead Jamie.
Soraka DOUBLE KILL!
Joe - Or not! WTF!
Jamie - HAHA!!! Told you mate! Bananas OP!!!
Jack - Here comes the Soraka main... Kappa
Kieren - remind me to NEVER play this champ again!
Kieren works up the courage to gank mid after the TILLLLT from Joe.
Kieren - I'm going in Joe, go on her now. I have Ult... wtf is that damage!? Do something!!
Syndra DOUBLE KILL
Kieren - "GG game over she's far too fed"
Joe - "Not going mid anymore, it's pointless."
Kieren - "How is bot lane doing?"
Jack - "It's just a farm fest currently... in before Lee Sin Ganks and we ju... Oh fuck called it! *heavy breathing, mad clicking*
Ezreal DOUBLE KILL
Jack - "Eeeeasy game boys" (I <3 Blockwell)
Kieren - "Well at least top and bot are winning"
Joe - "It literally does not matter. Syndra will kill everyone on her own. Top can win as much as it wants at the end of the day.... ITS A FUCKING AD SORAKA!!
Kieren - Good point.
The scores at 19 minutes are as follows
Kieren (Yorick) - 1-5-3 (80 minions)
Jack (Ezreal) - 5-1-2 (150 minions)
Jamie (Soraka) 4-0-8 (120 minions)
Joe (Viktor) 0-9-2 (60 minions)
Random dude (Thresh) - 2-0-6
Enemy team scores
Syndra - 8-1-3
Darious - 0-4-0
Jhin - 1-3-2
Lee Sin - 6-1-6
Lulu - 0-3-2
Joe - "One more minute till surrender and we can get into another game"
Jamie - "Why would we surrender, we're winning..."
Joe - "They have a fed as fuck Lee Sin and a fed as fuck Syndra! All they have to do is focus Jack and they win because you are useless in a Team fight!
Jack "Just Peel For me and we will win"
Jamie - "Well Kieren has gone full tank so he will engage with goals, you do what you can me and Jack will go ham for damage and Thresh can stand there looking pretty. Get the Ace next team fight, go Baron, storm base, GG.
Kieren - You really want to pin your hopes and dreams on a 1-5 Yorick that has only just realised what my spells do?
Jamie - "Yes, You can do it! Channel your inner SivHD!
Kieren - You're literally obsessed with him mate. I worry about you."
Jack - "Remember just peel for me and we will win"
Jamie - "You're Ezreal, peel for yourself?"
Jack - "Just...Just shut up and peel"
Josie (Jacks wife in the background) - "For fuck sake Jack why did you let me die! You have not even done the laundry or anything!"
Jack - "I'm not even playing in the game with you! How can it still be my fault? I done the laundry its in the dr-"
Josie (In the background) - "Well you didn't do all of it! Why aren't you playing with me, your friends all better than me, huh? Now come downstairs and play Monopoly with me!"
Jack - "Babe, i'm in an ranked game, i can't right now. Maybe i'll play Monopoly a bit lat-"
Josie (in the background) - "You do realise i give you sex right?
Jack - "Yes..."
Josie (in the background) - "Right well if you want to have sex with me ever again you better get your arse downstairs and play Monopoly with me!"
Jack - "Okay i promise i will after this game"
Josie (in the background) - "You fucking better be!"
Everyone - Whipped!
By this point Joe has tried to surrender and failed and is now that guy that surrenders on every cooldown possible regardless of winning/losing. This is the conversation that happens during a big potentially game deciding Team fight in the mid lane.
Jack - "Focus Syndra, Focus Syndra, Focus Syndra. NICE, NICE! Jhin, Jhin, Jhin!"
Joe - "I'm dead..."
Kieren - "I've used my ult! Cage is down! I've thrown ghoals at them! Cant do anymore, Just tanking as much as i can annnnnnnnd dead! FUCK SAKE!
Jamie - "I healed you! Got Jhin, Dead...*sigh*"
Kieren - "Thats it GG Jack is still alive! go with support PUSH!"
Joe - "Lee sin is alive careful."
Lee sin DOUBLE KILL
Jack - "I'm done. FUCKING BROKEN CHAMP. I am so tilted!"
Kieren - "Literally do not know how we lost this game, well i do but we were so fucking ahead!"
Joe - "Told you to surrender was pointless from the start"
Enemy are attacking the nexus turrets.
Kieren - "I'm up in 3 seconds"
Joe - "Me too"
Jamie - "And me, we can do this"
GO TIME!!
Kieren - "Got Syndra trapped, shes dead... YES JOE"
Joe - "Got Jhin, GO DAR"
Jamie - "Hes silenced, come on nearly dead... GOT HIM"
Kieren - "Kill Lee Sin and we win! COME on!
Joe - "OMG we are so low, just push mid and win."
Lulu TRIPLE KILL
Jack - "TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT"
Kieren - "I'm so fucking done!"
Joe - "Should of surrendered...waste of time"
Jamie - "Ah well that was pretty troll"
Kieren - "Alright Jack?"
Jack - "..............................................."
Enemy team wins
Kieren - "Fuck sake, ah well next game"
Jack - "TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT I'm going to bed i'm done TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT"
Joe - "Bed? It's 3:30pm!
Jack - "Don't care, goodnight. TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILTTILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILTTILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILTTILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT TILT"
Jamie - "Well, fuck....oh well lets go!"
Rince and repeat
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